Mr. Saturday night is a cowboy in a motorcar
With a head full of answers to criminal schemes
His daddy's in prison and his friends are all truckers
The car drinks petroleum, Mr. Rest runs on leaves
Which one is larger: the spider or the spaceship?
It's the question of the hour if you know what I mean
Which one's more powerful: the spider or the astronaut?
In a score left unsettled, it remains to be seen
from “The Spider and the Spaceship”
by Meat Puppets